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Warren: We could, uh, we could hypnotize her.
Andrew: Make her our willing sex bunny.
Jonathan: I'm putting that on the list!
Andrew: Is this the life or what? I mean, here we got all the stuff we ever wanted... and we didn't even have to...
Warren: Earn it?
Andrew: Exactamundo.
Jonathan: It's true, my friends. The way I see it, life is like an interstellar journey. Some people go into hypersleep and travel at sub-light speeds, only to get where they're going after years of struggle, toil and hard, hard work. We, on the other hand...
Andrew: Blast through the space-time continuum in a wormhole?
Jonathan: Gentlemen ... crime is our wormhole.
Andrew: But ... everyone knows... if the width of a wormhole cavity is a whole number of wavelengths, plus a fraction of that wavelength? The coinciding particle activity collapses the infrastructure.
Warren: Dude. Don't be a geek.

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Trošku odbočím od tématu (jak je mým dobrým zvykem), ale myslím si, že je zbytečné kvůli tomu zakládat diskuzi. Jedná se o skvělou hlášku v Pepákově recenzi na Texas Chainsaw Massacre, cituji : " ... jedním z prvních představitelů toho, co dnes známe pod pojmem slasher: horroru, ve kterém je parta teenagerů (většinou ve věku kolem třiceti let) zavřena na nějakém opuštěném místě ... ". Opravdu jsem se zasmál, díky  :wink:  lol  lol

OVER THE LINE !
Huh?
I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.
Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.
Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Smokey, this is not Vietam. This is bowling. There are rules.

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Welcome To My Nightmare !!! :evil:

Welcome To My Nightmare

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"You gotta be fucking kidding."

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!"

- The Thing

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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a teď bychom mohli zavést soutěž "uhodni, z kterého filmu dané hláška je"  big_smile

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Welcome To My Nightmare

Welcome To My Nightmare

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Luki napsal:

1) Kill her mommy! KILL HER!
2) Hi my name is... Tommy, do you wanna play?
3) Heeeeeeere´s Johny!
4) Are everybody else dead?...Dead-ish.


Je toho ještě hodně možná zas příště... big_smile

1) Friday the 13th
2) Child´s Play
3) The Shining
4) Dawn of the Dead

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Luki napsal:

ještě třeba...

Barbie mode!
You can always smell it, I am the girl who sell it.
I swallow you soul! Swallow This!
Wade i think i heard something! ... Propably a serial killer.
How sweet, fresh meat!
I am your number one fan!
Before you die... you´ll see the ring.
Some houses are alive... you can hear them in the dark... whisper.
Mommy has reward for you!


1) a 2) Seed of Chucky
3) Evil Dead 2
4) House of Wax
5) Nightmare on Elm Street
6) Misery
7) The Ring
8) Rose Red
9) Firiday the 13th Part 2 a Freddy vs Jason

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Luki napsal:
Luki napsal:

ještě třeba...

Barbie mode!
You can always smell it, I am the girl who sell it.
I swallow you soul! Swallow This!
Wade i think i heard something! ... Propably a serial killer.
How sweet, fresh meat!
I am your number one fan!
Before you die... you´ll see the ring.
Some houses are alive... you can hear them in the dark... whisper.
Mommy has reward for you!


1) a 2) Seed of Chucky
3) Evil Dead 2
4) House of Wax
5) Nightmare on Elm Street
6) Misery
7) The Ring
8) Rose Red
9) Firiday the 13th Part 2 a Freddy vs Jason

Jo, moje je prave ta z Evil Dead 2....  SEZERU TI DUSI!! SEZERU TI DUSI!!  Sezer tohle!!

[color=#FF0000:924307c5d0][size=18:924307c5d0][b:924307c5d0]Sezeru Ti dusi![/b:924307c5d0][/size:924307c5d0][/color:924307c5d0]

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Kiri-kiri-kiriii !  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

[i:a9cff09c6b]And I tried so hard, yes I tried to get out
but the fear kept on strangling my will.
And I tried so hard, yes I tried to get out
but the chains they were harder than steel.[/i:a9cff09c6b]

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tak tohle je moje nej......

Male Voice

That cross you wear around your neck;
is it only a decoration, or are you a
true Christian believer?

Female Voice

Yes, I believe - truly

Male Voice

Then I want you to remove it at once!
- and never to wear it within this castle
again!Do you know how a falcon is trained my dear?
Her eyes are sown shut.Blinded temporarily she suffers the whims of
her God patiently, until her will is
submerged and she learns to serve -
as your God taught and blinded you with
crosses.

Female Voice

You had me take off my cross because it
offended....

Male Voice

It offended no-one. No - it simply appears
to me to be discourteous to... to wear
the symbol of a deity long dead.

My ancestors tried to find it. And to open
the door that seperates us from our Creator.

Female Voice

But you need no doors to find God.
If you believe....

Male Voice

Believe?! If you believe you are gullible.Can you look around this world and believe
in the goodness of a god who rules it?Famine, Pestilence, War, Disease and Death!
They rule this world.

Female Voice

There is also love and life and hope

Male Voice

Very little hope I assure you.No. If a god of love and life ever did
exist... he is long since dead.Someone... something rules in his place.

Naposledy upravil: (2006-02-01 11:32:28)

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Cica18: můžeme vědět z čeho to je?

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MASKA RUDE SMRTI

jinak to jsou uryvky genialne pouzite v pisni And when he falleth od Theatre Of Tragedy

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1>Wellcome to oblivion.
2>I am in hell, help me.
3>I am a way.

... napoveda : vsechny tri hlasky toho spolu maj hodne spolecne
:twisted:

Nemesis

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Brain!! Brain!! Brain!! - Série Return of the living Dead

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Henry:Yeah. I killed my mama. One night. It was my 14th birthday. She was drunk, and we had an argument. She hit me with a whiskey bottle. I shot her. I shot her dead.
Becky:I thought you said you stabbed her.
Henry:Oh yeah, that's right, I stabbed her.

Death is certain, life is not.

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Do i look like someone who cares about what God thinks?

Make me angry and my second myself will tear u apart...

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ROTLD2:
"Tenhle pohled znám ,tak se na mě vždycky dívá máma když chce abych umyl nádobí."

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Be my victim...  :twisted:

Nemesis

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........... ?............ ?............ :wink:

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saw is a family lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

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"I don't know what's left of me, but you can fuck it if you want."

Death is certain, life is not.

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Mahoney napsal:

"I don't know what's left of me, but you can fuck it if you want."

hm, tak z ceho to asi bude... lol

Burn it to the ground.

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...z tvôjho najobľúbenejšieho exploitation filmu... lol

Death is certain, life is not.